Overview

Welcome to the swashbuckling world of 'Touché Turnip'! This is a party game for 3+ players, with the goal of outwitting pirate insults with clever rhyming comebacks.

***"Ye talk like a parrot with a stutter!"***

*-Touché Turnip-*

Rules

Each round, one player takes on the role of the judge, and reads out a specific insult from the infamous pirate 'Touché Turnip,' and the other players must quickly craft and write down their own rhyming comeback in response. The responses are shuffled and handed back to the judge.

The judge then selects the wittiest comeback from their perspective, and the winning player is awarded the insult card, further advancing them in their duel.

The player to the left of the judge becomes the new judge, and the game continues clockwise. The first player to score three advances wins the duel and is declared the ultimate swashbuckling wordsmith.

Get ready to let your creativity shine as you face off against your fellow scallywags and counter Touché Turnip’s pirate insults with rhyming brilliance!

Download

Download the game and play it for free here

Printing Instructions

1. Download the PDF and print it out in black and white. The PDF is printable in in both A4 ( 8.3’’ x 11.69’’) and US Letter (8.5’’ x 11’’) sized card-stock. Regu- lar printer quality paper should work just fine. For higher quality, 65 lb or above card-stock can also be used.
2. Cut the cards using a paper cutter
3. Store the cards in a box until you’re ready to play!

Terms of Use

Thanks for downloading and playing this game!

Touché Turnip is free to use under the Creative Commons BY-NC-SA License.

Terms of Copyright

Attribution: If you distribute this game, please credit @artofkarthik for the content.
Noncommercial: This game or any subsequent derivative is only intended for personal use and cannot be sold for money.
Sharing: If you modify and/or distribute this game, you must use the Creative Commons BY-NC-SA License.

Above all else, be good to each other, and play more games together!

Inspiration

This game was inspired by the party game Cards Against Humanity and the rhyming insult swordfighting from the videogame Monkey Island 3.